Meet the Dead Tired DAD Hoodie ā because nothing says Halloween like running on caffeine, dad jokes, and absolutely no sleep. šš
Perfect for dads who are already exhausted before the trick-or-treating even starts. Whether you're hauling kids through the neighborhood, guarding the candy bowl, or hiding the good candy for yourself, this hoodie brings spooky-season attitude with a whole lot of dad energy.
Made with a comfortable cotton-poly blend, it's warm, cozy, and ready for chilly fall nights, Halloween parties, pumpkin patches, or recovering on the couch after the kids finally crash.
š Perfect for: Halloween ā¢ Spooky Season ā¢ Tired Dads ā¢ Trick-or-Treating ā¢ Fall Nights ā¢ Funny Dad Gifts
Product information: Gildan 18500
š Size Guide
Unisex sizing ā we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit.
| Size |
Chest (inches) |
Length (inches) |
Sleeve (inches) |
| S |
20" |
27" |
33.5" |
| M |
22" |
28" |
34.5" |
| L |
24" |
29" |
35.5" |
| XL |
26" |
30" |
36.5" |
| 2XL |
28" |
31" |
37.5" |
| 3XL |
30" |
32" |
38.5" |
| 4XL |
32" |
33" |
39.5" |
| 5XL |
34" |
34" |
40.5" |
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. For best fit, measure your chest at its widest point and compare.
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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