š Pick Your Poison ā Chaos Halloween Shirt
Coffee? Wine? Chaos? Why choose just one? āš·š
Bring some attitude to spooky season with our Pick Your Poison ā I Already Chose Chaos shirt. Featuring a bold Halloween-inspired design with creepy details and a splash of wicked humor, this tee is perfect for anyone who proudly embraces the chaos.
Whether you're heading to a Halloween party, passing out candy, hitting the pumpkin patch, or just surviving October one cup of coffee at a time, this shirt brings the spooky vibes.
Perfect for:
- Halloween parties š
- Spooky season lovers š»
- Coffee & wine fans āš·
- Moms who embrace the chaos
- Funny Halloween gifts š
Design: Pick Your Poison ā Coffee ā¢ Wine ā¢ Chaos
Message: I Already Chose Chaos
š Made to order just for you. Please check your size and color selection carefully before ordering.
š Size Guide
Unisex sizing ā true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
| Size |
Chest (inches) |
Length (inches) |
Sleeve (inches) |
| S |
18" |
28" |
15.5" |
| M |
20" |
29" |
17" |
| L |
22" |
30" |
18.5" |
| XL |
24" |
31" |
20" |
| 2XL |
26" |
32" |
21.5" |
| 3XL |
28" |
33" |
23" |
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Measure your chest at its widest point and compare.
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold, with similar colors, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Return & Refund Policy
Every Drift&Threads item is printed and made to order just for you. Because nothing is pre-stocked and each piece is produced individually, all print-on-demand products are final sale.
No returns, exchanges, or refunds are offered for:
- Change of mind or buyer's remorse
- Ordering the wrong size, color, or style
- Not liking the fit, fabric, or print placement
Please review product details, sizing, and photos carefully before ordering.
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Order changes and cancellations: Orders can be changed or cancelled within 2 hours of purchase. After that, production has typically started and the order can no longer be modified.
Shipping: We ship within the United States only. We are not responsible for packages lost or delayed due to an incorrect shipping address entered at checkout.
Questions? Email support@driftandthreads.com and we will get back to you within 2 business days.
